Well, that brings me to the end (for now) of my scatological survey, my porcelain perusal. I hope you have found it edifying, and will leave you with my top tips on shitting a long, long way from your own doorstep:1. Always carry a few sheets of toilet paper on your person. You never know when you might reach critical mass.
2. While still unused to squatting, take any opportunity to use a Western toilet.
3. When in China, never wear flip-flops to the toilet.
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